Daily Archives: 2015-06-19


First Time for Everything: Australia Zoo

I love animals and looking at animals and hanging out with them and petting them and eating them. I realize that saying that I like to eat them might seem like a contradiction with the other stuff I said, but the way I see it, animals are eating each other all the time and I’m just jumping on the food chain with them. Sure, I’m joining up at the top of the food chain, but at least I am there. I also don’t really like the responsibility of owning pets. You gotta feed a thing; love it, train it, and keep it alive. There’s daily recurring responsibility there, which is my least favorite kind of responsibility. It’s a lot like having a kid, if you could get away with feeding that kid the cheapest food and not sending them to school. That means my options for hanging out with animals […]